How to perfect the art of convalescence.
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February 2023

February’s book round-up.
Here to help you cosplay as a well-adjusted person.

January 2023

NO NOTES. FILM OF THE YEAR. BYE.
Baby’s first Substack post.
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November 2022

Tara Savelo revisits some of the era’s most-iconic looks she created for Mother Monster.

October 2022

Dollar slices are now $1.14 due to inflation.

September 2022

Lady Gaga’s former make-up artist takes over SOS, while I ruin her face.
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Like when you spell "necessary" right on the first try.
An occasional recap of our perennially problematic fave.